Pick up lines on a dating site

She'll call you 'Mommy.' Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Help Picking Up a Woman Having a Solid Approach Getting Her Interested Making a Graceful Exit Community Q&A You know the feeling. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

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